Anonymous said: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?
Got it? Good.
Yup. Exactly this many.
No one ever said babies weren’t cute.
Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)
girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact
i am girl i can confirm this
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
this gets even funnier when you learn it wasn’t scripted; misha wasn’t paying attention so richard intervened
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.
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